Wisconsin Facts

A little fun reminder of winter differences around the country:

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Arizonans wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.

Wisconsin people sunbathe.

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New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.

Wisconsin people plant gardens.

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Italian cars won't start.

Wisconsin people drive with the windows down.

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Distilled water freezes.

Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.

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Arizonans shiver uncontrollably.

Wisconsin people have the last cookout before it gets cold.

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New York landlords finally turn on the heat.

Wisconsin people throw on a sweatshirt.

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Californians fly away to Mexico.

Wisconsin people lick a flagpole.

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People in Miami cease to exist.

Wisconsin people get out their winter coats.

40 below

Hollywood disintegrates.

Wisconsin's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.

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Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.

Wisconsin's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival"

classes until it gets cold enough.

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Mt. St. Helen's freezes.

Wisconsin people rent some videos.

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Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Wisconsin people get frustrated when they can't thaw

the keg.

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Microbial life survives on dairy products.

Wisconsin cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

460 below

ALL atomic motion stops.

Wisconsin people start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

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Hell freezes over.

The Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl

Courtesy of:

Mark W. Arend, Scoutmaster

Troop 736

Beaver Dam, Wisc